Ok, so you're probably thinking I mean some sexy lingerie, right? Um, no. Here's the story.You can't be sexy, wearing that stuff ALL the time, right? So, I have these really comfy pink pj pants that I love to wear around the house, and I love them. They are soft and super comfy. I wear them with a little cami - that's a very skimpy top with spaghetti straps, for those of you who don't know.
So, one night I was putting them on when a weird thing happened. I stepped into them, and there must have been a tiny little snag on my big toe nail, and it caught a loose thread in the seam of my pjs. I know this sounds weird, but whatevs. That's what happened. So, then there was this tiny rip in the seam. It was about an inch long. So, I guess I could sew it up, but why do today what you can put off doing until tomorrow? Or forever? I mean, it's a tiny little hole, right?
Well, then a couple nights later, as I was putting them on, my toe (yea, again with the toe!) managed to poke itself right into that little tiny hole, and make it a bigger hole. Ok, so I should have fixed it! Oh well.....
Then my hubby noticed it. "Wow", he said. "That spicy burrito blew right through your pants!" I had to admit that was pretty damn funny! We laughed so hard, I thought I'd split another seam!
So, I know you're thinking Bitch, just sew up the fucking hole, right? No - that would be too easy. Hey, wait a minute. Fucking hole! Hmmm.
So, now we get to a couple nights ago. I'm fresh out of the shower, and I go for the comfy pants, and as I'm putting them on, I even think to myself that I really gotta sew up that hole before it gets any........oh shit! No, not my toe, but my whole damn foot went through the fucking hole!!!
So, I'm so laughing as I'm writing this! Now, my pjs are sporting a huge foot-sized hole, ok, let's call it what it is, GAP. So, I'm standing at the kitchen sink, and you can't really see it when I'm just standing, but when I bend over to put stuff in the dishwasher, oh, wow. Looks like I'm ready for action!
So, of course, when I showed hubby, he thought it was pretty nifty. "Bend over the couch", he says. "You don't even have to undress!"
So, now my dilemma is this - do I sew it up before it gets any bigger, and I look like I'm wearing chaps, or do I let it go, and still end up looking like I'm wearing chaps? Have I started a new line of porno pjs? To sew, or not to sew? That, my friends, is the question!
