Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not. Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
It's so true. There pretty much are no women that a man will not have sex with. There's always alcohol..and that makes almost any woman bed-able. And gay guys? Jeez..don't even go there..guys pretty much will have sex with a tree if it had a knot in it.
So, what do girls think? What makes them tick? Do they think about sex? Have fantasies? Please..don't tell me they're all like my wife! There's got to be something behind them..the unknown..we, as guys..want to know more, no?
Well, as you all know..I've been looking for a writer for this blog...actually a few writers. One person in particular I was looking for is a girl. Now, what would a girl want with a Bi guy's blog? Why would she even be reading it?
Well, there are a few girl readers to this blog..most probably are in the background..probably never comment. There are a few active commenters who are women. But, someone came across my emails..and after much back and forth..she agreed to write for my blog.
Why a girl? Why the fuck not? I love the fact that I'm going to get a totally different view point on here. I don't care if it's about politics, about cooking, about the weather...or about sex (ok, I do care..I want it to be about sex). And it couldn't just be you're Aunt Jemima or Auntie Emm writing here..it would have to be someone sexual..someone who is passionate..someone smart.
I've found that girl..yes That Girl. Beginning next Tuesday, I am incredibly excited to present "Tittie Tuesday's". She's sexy, brash, smart, and a blast to read. She's gonna make you think, like that famous line in "When Harry Met Sally".."I'll have what she's having!"
I hope you guys (and girls) are as excited about her writing here as I am. So, behave! I'll definitely be monitoring the comments more closely..and, while I may be able to take the abuse (Actually, for the most part I just ignore some of you assholes)..I won't tolerate any abuse to my guest. See, I'm a gentleman after all.
Enough with dicks and asses! Gimme sum tittie!
