Please vote: HERE!Ok, so have you ever been caught in the act? I mean, you're giving yourself this crazy good SLS (self love session), and someone walks in, and catches you?
So, I come home from the gym, and no one is home. Sweet! Naturally, I get out Pinky, and the fun starts. Oh, I should back up a sec. I live in a condo high rise, on the 12th floor. I have a kick ass view, by the way! So, I'm coming home from the gym. I'm in the elevator, and I notice a sign posted that says something about getting your stuff off the balcony, cuz there will be window cleaners on the outside of the building today. Whatevs. My balcony is clutter-free, so I don't give it another thought. So, where were we. Oh, yes. I get naked, and lay on the bed.
I love laying on top of the bed naked. I have a very plush down comforter, and it feels yummy. Sorry, I got kinda girly there, huh? Anyway, I'm in the middle of a really good SLS, I have a fabulous mental fantasy going, and out of the corner of my eye....what the? I see the reflection in my mirror of someone standing on my balcony, watching me! I didn't bother to draw the blinds cuz, hello? I'm on the 12th floor, no one can see me, right? Except on Window Washing Day!!!
I scramble up and run into the bathroom. Crap. That was feeling like a really good one, too. Damn. I stayed in the bathroom for 10 minutes before I felt calmed down enough to come out. And no, he wasn't still there.
Moral of the story? Pay a little more attention to the notices in the elevator!
